The first thing that popped into my head was Clutz. Then Children and Crafty. Since we covered Clutz with Accident-prone, and we cover crafty and children every day. I need to come up with something better. More creative. Great.
Cue the Jephardy theme music while I think a bit.
Okay, I got it. Clutter. I don't like it, but it sure likes me. A whole whoppin' lot. You wouldn't know it by our house, but we donate huge vanfuls of stuff to Goodwill every two or three months. I mean the kind of vanfuls where only one of us can go because we laid down every seat and pulled the passenger and drivers side seats waaaay up so as to sqeeze more stuff in. And still we have clutter busting out the seams. I know I need to buckle down and get it under control, but it is the kind of thing where if I am looking at it for too long my head starts to hurt. Plus when I de-clutter I end up making a mess 10 times bigger than the pile I began with, which causes my head to hurt and to have an uncontrollabe need to get out of the house.
Hence why we go to the zoo and Fairytale Town so often. I'm scared of my own stuff. Someday I dream of haveing a clean and lovely house so I can show it off on the Corners of My Home group. This weekend my mother in law and I are clearing out my Office and making it all pretty and nice. It's coming along. we'll be done today and then we'll take my monkey children to the zoo.